What-Ho, Chaps!
And thank you for visiting Martin Kearns' Frightfully Modern, Page Publishing Service - online home of the man acknowledged by Google as the world's least fashionable webpage designer.
Let's get this straight, old boy (or girl). I am an old fashioned cove; I am blessed with good, old fashioned values, and I apply those values to 'most everything I do - but particularly to my work.
It was 1932 when I finished building my very first website. It would have been one half-hour sooner, but I just had to watch the whole of Emmerdale first.
Enough of the preamble, and so to the point; what brought you here?
Perhaps you are seeking, for the very first time, to get a website of your own? Maybe you already have a website, but are frustrated or disappointed with one or more aspects of it?
My aim is to design - or, perhaps, redesign - a website which will work for you. I will weave together only the finest, most exquisite, vintage coding - none of this fancy, newfangled ASP, MFI or PHP, nor Java, Python or Riboflavin. Good, honest, old-fashioned, reliable coding makes for good, honest, stable and reliable websites.
I will charge a good old-fashioned price, too; black and white websites from just 295 Guineas Euros Great British Pounds, and colour websites from 325 Great British Pounds.
Now some things I can do, and some things I can't - and there are a very small number which I simply won't do, regardless of whether I can or not.
Click through now for the rundown of those things that I can do....
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