Martin's natural modesty precludes him from detailing his many credentials in web design, page authoring, search engine optimisation, or any of the multifarious disciplines required at the cutting edge of the cut-throat world of website design.
Ask anyone else if he is any good however, and chances are you will find that opinion is divided.
Google suggests Martin is the least fashionable web designer on Earth - which came, frankly as a bit of a blow. Then again, Google may (occasionally!) consider Martin to be the most fashionable designer too.
Martin is a little less understandinging of Google that it considers martin-kearns.com to be the world's least viewed website; yet still he persists in the notion that he can somehow provide an expert SEO service.
Martin acknowledges to being a slave to the net, and is a big fan of Harry Hutton, Diamond Geezer and Russell Davies' pursuit of the quintessential English breakfast.
When he is not developing websites, Martin is also a professional CV writer and an occasional .CO Domain Name Broker. Most Sundays he can be seen lurking at the traffic lights by Ikea on The North Circular Road, where he accosts unsuspecting motorists with a leering grin, a bucket and sponge, and a stretch of finest chamois leather.
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